On this page you will read the page and the page will read you. Not realy but here you will see the things on this page and the things on this page will see you. Don't worry no one is watching you(or is there). Don't bother to understand what is on this page but read read read away. Some stuff are quiet funny in a dossin' way. People who can read dossed will understand some of this page. You can learn dossed if you go to the secret pag... eh there is no secret page!